“I Have Come Here to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass”

 

“And I’m all out of bubble gum”

Henry Hanrahan of Pajiba, who put together the 100 Greatest Quotes from the Wire, also composed this “beauty” of the 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All-Time.
Below the video are the movies quoted from, in order, and my thoughts on each.


[amazon_link id="B003VJTGLQ" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]American Beauty[/amazon_link] – Everybody loved it when it came out, now if seems kinda dull.
[amazon_link id="B001OST0M6" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Batman & Robin[/amazon_link] – Never seen it in it’s entirety, no desire to. Batman on Ice?
[amazon_link id="B0000DKDUT" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Gigli[/amazon_link] – It took Affleck and Lopez nearly a decade to recover from this shitstorm.
[amazon_link id="B001OST0M6" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Batman & Robin[/amazon_link] – Whoever approved the rubber lips idea must of seriously said “fuck it”. Seriously.
[amazon_link id="B004TJ1GVK" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Showgirls[/amazon_link] – Masterpiece. Actually very funny once you become an adult.
[amazon_link id="B000TGGJKU" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Troy[/amazon_link] – Seemed to stretch itself a little thin. Might watch it again tho.
[amazon_link id="B000ANNM4S" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Star Wars: Episode 2 – Attack of the Clones[/amazon_link] – (sigh)
[amazon_link id="B000MQ58W2" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]G.I Jane[/amazon_link] – Demi Moore got paid $11 million for this snoozer in which she won the Razzie for Worst Actress.
[amazon_link id="B000059TEQ" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Love Story[/amazon_link] – 100% guarantee I will never see it.
[amazon_link id="B000WQWPJQ" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Cast Away[/amazon_link] – Just watched it last week. I prefer Swiss Family Robinson
[amazon_link id="B000ANNM4S" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Star Wars: Episode 3 – Revenge of the Sith[/amazon_link] – I would have been better if he just banged Padame’s look alike (who was actually played by Kiera Knightly in the movie)  and not talked to her so much.
[amazon_link id="0790737345" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]City of Angels[/amazon_link] – Remake of a superior German film which I haven’t seen either but you know I’m right.
[amazon_link id="B000I8HIO0" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]As Good As It Gets[/amazon_link] – Directed by James L Brooks, who in 1987 hired Matt Groening to create a short cartoon skit as filler on the Tracy Ullman Show. That skit turned out to be The Simpsons.
[amazon_link id="B000JVSUS4" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Pearl Harbor[/amazon_link] – Sucked.


[amazon_link id="B000ANVQ0K" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Titanic[/amazon_link] – I hated Leo back then, because he WAS THE ONLY THING AT SCHOOL THE GIRLS EVER TALKED ABOUT.
[amazon_link id="B0047685I2" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Ever After[/amazon_link] – Supposedly very good, based on it’s 90% Rotten Tomatoes Rating. Supposedly.
[amazon_link id="B001ILHY2C" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Death Race[/amazon_link] – Should have got 1000% on Rotten Tomatoes.
[amazon_link id="B000K4WPCM" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]The Covenant[/amazon_link] – 3% on Rotten Tomatoes. Don’t have time for this one.
[amazon_link id="B001PPGAK8" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]X-Men 3[/amazon_link] – Bryan Singer should have stuck with the series and ran with the whole Jean Grey “Pheonix” plotline. Instead we got a bunch of mutants on wires.

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[amazon_link id="B0024FADBA" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]They Live[/amazon_link] – Might be the greatest line in the video. Hence the post title.
[amazon_link id="B000K0YLM8" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Commando[/amazon_link] – Somehow I believe he really eats Green Berets for breakfast.
[amazon_link id="B000OPPBEQ" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Matrix[/amazon_link] – Good got carried away in the sequels, with only bad left behind. Could have been one we still talk about in another thirty odd years.
[amazon_link id="B00097DXFS" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Diary of a Mad Black Woman[/amazon_link] – Tyler Perry knows what he’s doing, because I would have never guessed these movies would be hits.
[amazon_link id="B000HIVOIM" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Total Recall[/amazon_link] – Total Classic. The remake, starring Colin Farrel, will have a hard time living up to it.
[amazon_link id="B000JYW5DW" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Wicker Man[/amazon_link] – Watched it on the plane to Germany from Rika. I remember thinking “is this shit serious?”

[amazon_link id="B004OBQDHK" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Point Break[/amazon_link] – Classic from 1991. I thought Keanu’s glory stemming from Bill and Ted’s might short lived, but this movie established him for good.  RIP Patrick Swayze.
[amazon_link id="B000I5XOVE" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Lethal Weapon II[/amazon_link] – Can’t help watching any Mel Gibson movie without thinking about how much of a douche he is.
[amazon_link id="B001AQT130" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Boondock Saints[/amazon_link] – Norman Reedus’ best known role until The Walking Dead came along.
[amazon_link id="B003L16FAE" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Predator[/amazon_link] – Another candidate for best quote in the video.
[amazon_link id="B0024F08GK" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Road House[/amazon_link] - Epitome of a great 80′s action movie.
[amazon_link id="B000RJO56E" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Kindergarten Cop[/amazon_link] – Ahnolds best comedy, by a mile.
[amazon_link id="B002L9N4DS" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Forrest Gump[/amazon_link] – Shows its age. A little campy for me.
[amazon_link id="B001KZIRM2" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Transformers 2[/amazon_link] – Looks fantastic on a 100 inch HDTV with great speakers, but I don’t have one.
[amazon_link id="B00000G3PL" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Lethal Weapon [/amazon_link]- Douche
[amazon_link id="B000ICLRHK" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Speed[/amazon_link] – Well executed action flick that turned Keanu and Sandra Bullock into stars. Whether that’s a good or bad thing is a matter of opinion.
[amazon_link id="B000K0YLM8" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Commando[/amazon_link] – Poor Sally. Although really the best he could get out of Matrix was that he was going to be killed last.
[amazon_link id="B001PPGAJE" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]X-Men[/amazon_link] – The Toad guy was probably happy to get electrocuted rather than listen to her speak anymore.
[amazon_link id="B000HEWEGC" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Exorcist II[/amazon_link] – I had no idea James Earl Jones was in it. Still won’t watch it, too boring.
[amazon_link id="B0036EH3TS" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Armageddon[/amazon_link] – Space dementia. Fuck it.
[amazon_link id="B0014DFCMS" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Juno [/amazon_link]- Highly watchable.
[amazon_link id="B000N0WCLC" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Blood Diamond[/amazon_link] – Watch it if you haven’t already.
[amazon_link id="B001OST0M6" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Batman & Robin[/amazon_link] – A great example of why I listen to Rotten Tomatoes (13%)
[amazon_link id="B001PO6FJ0" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Goldfinger[/amazon_link] – Not a James Bond fan. What kind of secret agent tells everybody his real name and bangs every girl who looks at him?
[amazon_link id="B003YF9PWW" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Rocky 4[/amazon_link] – Greatest. Rocky. Ever.
[amazon_link id="B0048LVDGM" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Once Upon A Time In Mexico[/amazon_link] – It’s on my “to watch” list.
[amazon_link id="B000Y11BB2" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Judge Dredd[/amazon_link] – Hopefully the remake with Karl Urban does a better job.
[amazon_link id="B000K0YLM8" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Commando[/amazon_link] – Pretty much kills an entire island of soldiers, without ever taking cover.
[amazon_link id="B001B3LIOC" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Under Siege[/amazon_link] – Steven Segals best.
[amazon_link id="B001OST0M6" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Batman & Robin[/amazon_link] – How many cheesy quotes can one movie fit into two hours.
[amazon_link id="B001DZOC3W" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]The Happening[/amazon_link] – May be the worst movie ever made, and definitely worth a watch.
[amazon_link id="B000ANNM4S" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Star Wars: Episode 3 – Revenge of the Sith [/amazon_link]- The best out of the prequels, which is not saying much. At all.
[amazon_link id="B001DZOC3W" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]The Happening[/amazon_link] – Cheese and crackers indeed.
[amazon_link id="B004NTDF0G" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Eraser [/amazon_link]- All I remember is the cool rail gun.
[amazon_link id="B00004RJ71" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Blood In Blood Out[/amazon_link] – Another on the “to watch” list
[amazon_link id="B001OST0M6" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Batman & Robin[/amazon_link] – Jesus, again?

[amazon_link id="B000X418UO" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Con Air[/amazon_link] – Best hair day Nicholas Cage ever had.


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[amazon_link id="B0020EK4QY" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Air Force One[/amazon_link] – Harrison Ford has had better, had worse.
Bad Boys II – You’ve never seen Bad Boys II? Shit just got real.
[amazon_link id="B0029O0BL8" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Snakes on a Plane[/amazon_link] – Sam Jackson is one of the top ten highest grossing movie stars of all-time, which is badass. So is Tom Cruise, which is not.
[amazon_link id="B004TJ1GVK" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Showgirls[/amazon_link] – Once again….Masterpeice!
[amazon_link id="B004GCK6XY" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Notting Hill[/amazon_link] – Julia Roberts is sooooooooo boring to me. Jerry Maguire – Ditto Tom Cruise
[amazon_link id="B001IXXYBA" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Ghost[/amazon_link] – Demi Moore agrees.
[amazon_link id="B001KX50BK" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Pretty Woman[/amazon_link] – zzzzzzzzzzzzz…….
[amazon_link id="B004J00KJ8" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Four Weddings and a Funeral[/amazon_link] – Yes it’s still raining.
[amazon_link id="B000NIVJGI" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Dirty Dancing [/amazon_link]- Soundtrack played non-stop for one year in my household. I had two older sisters.
[amazon_link id="B000OPPBEQ" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Matrix[/amazon_link] – Keenu needs to do another Bill and Ted’s
[amazon_link id="B000Q6GX5Y" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]300[/amazon_link] – Even though people make a lot of fun of this movie, it was badass to see in theaters. People were ready to kill after seeing it.
[amazon_link id="B000FQJAIM" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Star Wars[/amazon_link] – Nothing cheesy about Star Wars
[amazon_link id="B001993Y4K" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]The Postman[/amazon_link] – Everything’s cheesy about this one. He’s just A FUCKING POSTMAN.
[amazon_link id="B001DZOC6Y" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]The Happening[/amazon_link] – Watch out for the wind!
[amazon_link id="0061782556" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Congo[/amazon_link] – Disappointing adaptation of a Michael Crichton book.
[amazon_link id="B000JYW5DW" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Wicker Man[/amazon_link] – That’s how my eyes felt when I watched it.
[amazon_link id="B000JVSUS4" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Pearl Harbor[/amazon_link] – Expensive piece of shit. The most boring war movie ever made.
[amazon_link id="B001GCUNZI" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Knowing[/amazon_link] – Nick Cage strikes again
[amazon_link id="B003L16FAE" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Predator[/amazon_link] – Off the top of my head, greatest action movie of the 80′s
[amazon_link id="B003ZD9E24" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Troll 2[/amazon_link] – Subject of a documentary called Best Worst Movie. There is no Troll 1, no shit. The movie Troll has nothing to do with it..
[amazon_link id="B000OPPBEQ" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Matrix[/amazon_link] – What the fuck is going on here?
[amazon_link id="B000GRUMPU" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Poseidon[/amazon_link] – Kurt’s got this one figured out.
[amazon_link id="B000RZGIOA" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Face Off[/amazon_link] – John Travolta is bald.
[amazon_link id="B001AC1C3Q" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ][amazon_link id="B001BSBBGW" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Plan 9 from Outer Space[/amazon_link][/amazon_link] – Watch [amazon_link id="B0000VD04M" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Ed Wood[/amazon_link], starring Johnny Depp, to appreciate this more.
[amazon_link id="B0007PHN3A" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Star Wars: Episode 3[/amazon_link] – Revenge of the Sith – What’s Obi-Wan’s obsession with the younglings?
[amazon_link id="6305364648" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]True Lies[/amazon_link] – The last great Schwarzenegger movie
[amazon_link id="B001P5HRMI" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Twilight[/amazon_link] – Don’t care, but the chicks do, keep that in mind.
[amazon_link id="B00003CXIV" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Battlefield Earth[/amazon_link] – Candidate for worst movie on the list, along with The Happening
[amazon_link id="B001PO6FF4" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]World Is Not Enough[/amazon_link] – Haven’t seen it, but I’m sure he already got hammered and told her his name.
[amazon_link id="B003CRM6QO" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Flash Gordon[/amazon_link] – FLASH! A-AHHH!


[amazon_link id="B000NQRE0K" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Braveheart[/amazon_link] – One of the greatest movies of the 90′s. Mel Gibson’s doucheness couldn’t stop that.
[amazon_link id="B000WQWPKA" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Independence Day[/amazon_link] – Was amazing when it came out. Not so much now, like many on the list.
[amazon_link id="B000JVT1U0" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Wicker Man[/amazon_link] – Always shitty
[amazon_link id="B003ZSJ212" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Star Wars[/amazon_link] – Enough of the Star Wars, but yes, I will watch them all in 3D.
[amazon_link id="B000CFYAMC" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]The Room[/amazon_link] – Not on my “to watch” list.
[amazon_link id="B004MA1K12" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Mortal Kombat Annihilation[/amazon_link] – Looks like Oscar material, it was an upset it didn’t win.
[amazon_link id="B003ZSJ212" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Star Wars[/amazon_link] – Nooooooooooooo more!
[amazon_link id="B00509KXYO" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Conan The Barbarian[/amazon_link] – Could be his best.
[amazon_link id="B001N6A384" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Battlefield Earth[/amazon_link] – Just shut the fuck up John
[amazon_link id="B00006JU83" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Shark Attack 3[/amazon_link] – Someday the book [amazon_link id="1599551691" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Meg[/amazon_link] will be adapted into a movie, but it will suffer comparisons to this shit series.
[amazon_link id="B0026L7H20" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Lord of The Rings[/amazon_link] – Even the first time watching this made people cringe and want to get past it.
[amazon_link id="B000RZGIQ8" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Top Gun[/amazon_link] – Isn’t Tim Robbins a little tall to be a fighter pilot?

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