Ichiro Traded to the Damn Yankees

Admittedly, my hatred for the New York Yankees has lessened over the last few years. They became insignificant in the light of my scorn for Tom Brady and The New England Patriots. But they are still far and away my most hated baseball team, in fact they may be the only baseball team I don't like. 

Now they have traded for The Seattle Mariners most iconic player for the last ten years, Ichiro Suzuki. I don't wish him good luck, because I really hope he is going to suck for New York. I hope he fucks up and drops a critical pop fly or something that causes their season to end on a famously sour note.

He was great for the M's for a long stretch. Seattle fans are very patient, but let's see how much The Yankee fans like seeing him hit single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, after single, AFTER MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE.
Ichiro Traded To Yankees Ichiro Traded to the Damn Yankees
  photo via Flickr user Keith Allison