DouBle B’s College Football Picks – Week 1

Saturday, September 1st

Buffalo Bulls at #6 Georgia Bulldogs

Bulls? Bulldogs? Bulls? Bulldogs? I wonder which would win if real animals would fight. Probably the bull, but it surely has the potential to be entertaining as hell to watch, besides the horrific animal deaths, which I'm not cool with, yet I still love Michael Vick, so there you go, I'm a fucking hippocrit, you gotta fucking problem with that? Joe-Jya in this one.

Marshall Thundering Herd at #11 West Virginia Mountaineers
I've been a fan of the Thundering Herd since a young, troubled wide receiver named Randy Gene Moss had Chad Pennington throwing him bombs. Doesn't mean I see them beating their in-state rival and their own mad bomber Geno Smith.

Miami (OH) Redhawks at #18 Ohio State Buckeyes
Another in state battle that will probably be more like a slaughter in Urban Meyer's return to coaching.

Northern Iowa Panthers vs #12 Wisconsin Badgers
Literal touchdown machine Montee Ball decided to return. That's not good news for Northern Iowa.

Southern Miss Golden Eagles at #17 Nebraska Cornhuskers
The alma mater of my buddy Hawk's favorite player of all-time, Brett Favre, will be my first upset pick of the season. The Cornhuskers have won 27 straight season openers. The streak will end Saturday.

Bowling Green Falcons at #23 Florida Gators
Gators will be doin' the chomp!

Murray State Racers at #7 Florida State Seminoles
If it were basketball maybe.

North Texas Mean Green at #3 LSU Tigers

Jacksonville State Gamecocks vs #10 Arkansas Razorbacks
The SEC is truly brutal.Just ask Jacksonville State on Sunday. 

#14 Clemson Tigers at Auburn Tigers
Clemson will be without super-soph wideout Sammy Watkins. Will that mean upset time? Nope. Tigers. Clemson Tigers.

Savannah State at #19 Oklahoma State Cowboys
Savannah State has a football team?

Missouri State Bears at #22 Kansas State Wildcats
Should be an exciting game. For the youngest of the children who have no fucking clue what is happening.

Hawaii Warriors at #1 USC Trojans
At USC, aloha means goodbye, Warriors.

#8 Michigan Wolverines vs #2 Alabama Crimson Tide
I have no choice my love for....the.....WOLVERINES! Means I have to pick them.

Wyoming Cowboys at #15 Texas Longhorns
I'm not too high on Texas, but I doubt Wyoming will give them much of a run.

#4 Oklahoma Sooners at UTEP Miners
The Stoops brothers are back together again, ready to bully the weakened Big whatever. UTEP's chances at victory are low.

Arkansas State Red Wolves at #5 Oregon Ducks
As much as I hate Oregon when their playin' the Huskies, they are very fun to watch when they're beating the shit out of other teams. Watch out for Kenjon Barner, if you can keep up.

San Diego State Aztecs at Washington Huskies
DUBS UP! I don't think it'll be a rout, but my Dawgs should pull it off.