2011/2012 Bowl Schedule and predictions.

The 2011/2012 Bowl Schedule was announced this evening, with a rematch between LSU and Alabama to decide the BCS National Title. Washington plays Baylor, in what should be a good test for the young Huskies, especially the dogshit (but once again, very young) defense. I went through the trouble of making a pick for each game, with crystal ball-like accuracy, kinda like what Marty McFly tried to do in [amazon_link id=”B00198X0UO” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Back to the Future II[/amazon_link] before Biff stole the Sports Almanac and fucked everything up. Who do you think will win?

Damn you Biff, damn you!

Gildan New Mexico
Temple vs. Wyoming
Albuquerque, N.M.
University Stadium
Dec. 17 2 p.m. ESPN
Because they have a better basketball team

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
Ohio vs. Utah State
Boise, Idaho
Bronco Stadium
Dec. 17 5:30 p.m. ESPN
Because they have better basketball team.

R+L Carriers New Orleans
San Diego State vs. Louisiana-Lafayette
New Orleans
Mercedes-Benz Superdome
Dec. 17 9 p.m. ESPN
Steve Fisher, the basketball team’s coach, brought Michigan their last national title. Coached the Fab Five too.

Beef ‘O’ Brady’s St. Petersburg
Florida International vs. Marshall
St. Petersburg, Fla.
Tropicana Field
Dec. 20 8 p.m. ESPN
Because Randy Moss went there, natch.

S.D. County Credit Union
TCU vs. Louisiana Tech
San Diego
Qualcomm Stadium
Dec. 21 8 p.m. ESPN
Because Reverend Lovejoy went there, of course

MAACO Las Vegas
Arizona State vs. Boise State
Las Vegas
Sam Boyd Stadium
Dec. 22 8 p.m. ESPN
I’m tired of hearing Boise State whine and cry that they belong every year. Play in a tougher league and see how you do. Like the PAC-12!

The rest of the predictions, including the National Championship, are after the jump!

Sheraton Hawaii
Nevada vs. Southern Miss
Aloha Stadium
Dec. 24 8 p.m. ESPN
Because Nevada just beat UW in basketball. Fuck those guys.

AdvoCare V100 Independence
Missouri vs. North Carolina
Shreveport, La.
Independence Stadium
Dec. 26 5 p.m. ESPN2

Little Caesars
Western Michigan vs. Purdue
Ford Field
Dec. 27 4:30 p.m. ESPN
Black and Gold are so in this year

Louisville vs. NC State
Charlotte, N.C.
Bank of America Stadium
Dec. 27 8 p.m. ESPN
Because of Peyton Siva and Terrence Williams

Military Bowl Presented By Northrop Grumman
Toledo vs. Air Force
Washington, D.C.
RFK Stadium
Dec. 28 4:30 p.m. ESPN
Because ‘Merica!

Bridgepoint Education Holiday
California vs. Texas
San Diego
Qualcomm Stadium
Dec. 28 8 p.m. ESPN

Champs Sports
Florida State vs. Notre Dame
Orlando, Fla.
Florida Citrus Bowl
Dec. 29 5:30 p.m. ESPN
Neon Deon. I hope they win by 50.

Valero Alamo
Washington vs. Baylor
San Antonio
Dec. 29 9 p.m. ESPN
C’mon. I would pick them against LSU, but they’re lucky we don’t play em.

Bell Helicopter Armed Forces
BYU vs. Tulsa
Gerald J. Ford Stadium
Dec. 30 Noon ESPN
The Golden Hurricanes. Golden?

New Era Pinstripe
Rutgers vs. Iowa State
Bronx, N.Y.
Yankee Stadium
Dec. 30 3:20 p.m. ESPN
They always talked about Rutgers on [amazon_link id=”B002OID4VS” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]The Sopranos[/amazon_link], plus it’s a cool logo.

Franklin American Mortgage Music City
Mississippi State vs. Wake Forest
Nashville, Tenn.
LP Field
Dec. 30 6:40 p.m. ESPN
Pretty much a toss up. I know Miss State has been a disappointment.

Iowa vs. Oklahoma
Tempe, Ariz.
Sun Devil Stadium
Dec. 30 10 p.m. ESPN
Because of Larry, Jackie, Lauren, and Joe Aase (shout out!)

Meineke Car Care of Texas
Texas A&M vs. Northwestern
Reliant Stadium
Dec. 31 Noon ESPN
Because the Big Ten or whatever it’s called now is WEAK.

Hyundai Sun
Georgia Tech vs. Utah
El Paso, Texas
Sun Bowl
Dec. 31 2 p.m. CBS
Love watching these guys play.

AutoZone Liberty
Cincinnati vs. Vanderbilt
Memphis, Tenn.
Liberty Bowl
Dec. 31 3:30 p.m. ABC

Cincy.  They eyes said so.


Kraft Fight Hunger
Illinois vs. UCLA
San Francisco
AT&T Park
Dec. 31 3:30 p.m. ESPN

Bruins. Two reason: 1. Rika goes there. 2. Pac-12

Virginia vs. Auburn
Georgia Dome
Dec. 31 7:30 p.m. ESPN

Boo Chizik!

Houston vs. Penn State
Cotton Bowl
Jan. 2

Phi. Slamma. Jamma.

Michigan State vs. Georgia
Tampa, Fla.
Raymond James Stadium
Jan. 2 1 p.m. ABC

Bulldogs. I think it’s gonna be a great game tho.

Capital One
Nebraska vs. South Carolina
Orlando, Fla.
Florida Citrus Bowl
Jan. 2 1 p.m. ESPN

Nebraska will wilt when they see the Cocks step onto the field.

Taxslayer.com Gator Bowl
Ohio State vs. Florida
Jacksonville, Fla.
EverBank Field
Jan. 2 1 p.m. ESPN2

Ohio State is overrated every year. And will be for sure with former Florida coach Urban Meyer coming in next season.

Rose Bowl Game presented by Vizio
Wisconsin vs. Oregon
Pasadena, Calif.
Rose Bowl
Jan. 2 5 p.m. ESPN

Ducks in a rout. Badgers D can’t keep up.

Tostitos Fiesta
Stanford vs. Oklahoma State
Glendale, Ariz.
U. of Phoenix Stadium
Jan. 2
8:30 p.m. ESPN

Stanford in a squeaker. If Luck doesn’t suck.

Allstate Sugar
Michigan vs. Virginia Tech
New Orleans
Louisiana Superdome
Jan. 3 8:30 p.m. ESPN


Discover Orange
West Virginia vs. Clemson
Sun Life Stadium
Jan. 4 8:30 p.m. ESPN

Watkins and co to the house.

AT&T Cotton
Kansas State vs. Arkansas
Arlington, Texas
Cowboys Stadium
Jan. 6 8 p.m. FOX

Bill Clinton is the shiznit. Woo pig sooie!

BBVA Compass Bowl
SMU vs. Pittsburgh
Birmingham, Ala.
Legion Field
Jan. 7 1 p.m. ESPN

Just because. Just because.

Arkansas State vs. Northern Illinois
Mobile, Ala.
Ladd-Peebles Stadium
Jan. 8 9 p.m. ESPN

Lets get to the national championship game already. There are way too many fucking bowl games.

Allstate BCS National Championship Game
No. 1 LSU vs. No. 2 Alabama
New Orleans
Louisiana Superdome
Jan. 9 8:30 p.m. ESPN

And the winner is…………………..

Despite a shit offense Bama will get revenge on the tigers. Roll Tide.